canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(Source: wreckened)

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: doeeyedpdsmessiah)

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

eliaes:

👏👏

(Source: floriate)

sapphrikah:

atrapforfools:

next time you hear a white person say “well if black people can say the n-word why can’t i???” you should ask them “why do you want to?” and listen as they try not to say “black people have something of their own that I am not entitled to and that hurts my feelings and makes me feel inferior”

omgoodness.

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

Don’t fuck with boys who:

4pexpredat0r:

thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

This is very important

(Source: war-allthetime)

If you’re going to kill Harry you’ll have to kill us too!

No, only one will die tonight.

(Source: lordharrypotter)

goforthandthrash:

from electric blossom by torkil gudnason

vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

image

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?